Okay, so I stumbled upon this “onion horoscope” thing and, well, I just had to try it. I mean, who wouldn’t want their future predicted by an onion? Sounds legit, right?
Getting Started
First, I grabbed an onion. Just a regular, yellow onion from my kitchen. I didn’t have any fancy purple ones or anything, figured a basic onion would do the trick. Honestly, I spent like five minutes just staring at it, wondering what the heck I was doing with my life.
The “Reading”
Then I got to the…uh… “reading” part. Apparently, there are different ways to make onion horoscope. It turns out the number of rings the onion has is an indicator of something. So I cut it in half, straight down the middle.
- I counted the rings carefully, trying not to lose track (onions have a lot of rings, okay?).
- Then find the explanation for the ring numbers.
My Conclusion
I am not sure I did it right. But I found a lot of funny explanations for the number of rings on the internet.
Did it work? Probably not. Am I going to base any major life decisions on this? Definitely not. But was it a fun, weird little experiment? Absolutely!
