Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Narendra Modi, and his horoscope and all that stuff. You know, the stars and planets, what they say about a person’s life. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, just a plain old woman talkin’ about what I heard and seen.
Now, they say this Modi fella, he’s got a Scorpio Ascendant. Sounds fancy, huh? But what does it mean? Well, from what I gather, it means he’s one tough cookie. Determined, they say. Got courage, like a lion. And he’s a leader, like the head rooster in the henhouse. Folks born under this Scorpio thing, they ain’t afraid of nothin’. They face challenges head-on, like a bull in a china shop, but hopefully, they break less stuff.
I saw somethin’ about a birth chart, you know, a picture of where all the planets were when he was born. It’s like a map of the sky, but for a person. September 17th, that’s when he popped into this world. That chart, it’s supposed to tell you all sorts of things about a person. Their personality, their future, even how they gonna die. Not that I wanna know that last part, mind you.

Some big-shot astrologers, folks like Liz Greene and Robert Hand, they’ve looked at his chart, I reckon. They write horoscopes, you know, tell you what’s gonna happen. These ain’t the ones you find in the back of the newspaper, though. These are fancy, detailed ones. They tell you all about the planets and what they mean for your life. I ain’t never read one myself, too complicated for my old brain.
- Ascendant: Scorpio. Means he’s strong-willed and brave. Like I said, a tough cookie.
- Birthday: September 17th. That’s when the stars lined up for him.
- Chart: It’s like a map of the sky for when he was born. Tells you a lot, they say.
There’s this place, Astrodienst AG in Zurich, Switzerland. Sounds like a faraway place, don’t it? They got a website, and it’s supposed to be the best place for horoscopes. Free ones, too! Can you believe that? All that fancy star-gazing stuff, and they give it away for free. I ain’t got no computer, so I ain’t seen it myself, but my grandson told me about it.
They call this birth chart a Kundli or Janma Kundali in some places. Sounds like a foreign language, right? Well, it is, I guess. But it all means the same thing: that picture of the sky when someone was born. It’s like your personal star map. Tells you where you been, where you goin’, and what kinda bumps you might hit along the way.
Now, I don’t know how much stock to put in all this astrology stuff. But it’s interesting, ain’t it? To think that the stars and planets could have somethin’ to do with our lives. Maybe they do, maybe they don’t. But one thing’s for sure: Narendra Modi, he’s a powerful fella. And whether it’s because of the stars or just plain hard work, he’s made his mark on the world.
This whole horoscope thing, it’s like looking into a crystal ball, trying to see the future. But the future ain’t set in stone, you know? We make our own choices, and that’s what really matters. Modi, he made his choices, and he became a leader. Maybe the stars helped him along the way, maybe they didn’t. But in the end, it was him, his own sweat and blood, that got him where he is.
So, that’s what I know about Narendra Modi’s horoscope. Not a whole lot, I admit. But enough to get you thinkin’, right? The stars, the planets, the choices we make…it’s all a big mystery, ain’t it? And that’s what makes life so darn interesting.
Anyways, that’s enough star talk for one day. Time for me to go make some supper. All this talk about the heavens got me hungry for some down-to-earth food.

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