Alright, let’s gab about this Ada gal in that Dead by Daylight game, you know, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. Is she the sneakiest? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a bit of a mixed bag, like when you’re tryin’ to figure out if them tomatoes are ripe or not.
First off, they say Ada don’t make much noise when she’s hurt. That’s good, real good. Like when you stub your toe but don’t wanna let on how much it hurts, so you just grit your teeth and keep on goin’. Less noise means the killer ain’t gonna find you as easy, that’s for sure. Some folks say she’s right up there with them other quiet ones, Zarina and that Cheryl girl.
But then there’s her shoes! Them fancy heels, they go “clip-clop, clip-clop” all over the place. It’s like tryin’ to sneak up on a chicken in the henhouse with a pair of pots and pans tied to your feet! Not very sneaky, is it? You’d think a smart gal like Ada would wear somethin’ quieter, like them sneakers them youngsters are always wearin’. So, even if she ain’t moanin’ and groanin’ loud, them heels give her away, specially when the killer’s got good ears.

- So, quiet grunts? Yep.
- Loud footsteps? You betcha.
Now, some folks are all gaga over Ada ’cause she’s from that Resident Evil thingy. They say she’s got a real nice voice and all. But that don’t mean nothin’ for hidin’ from the killer! You can have the voice of an angel, but if you’re stompin’ around like a Clydesdale, it ain’t gonna help you none.
I heard tell that Ada’s only got one other outfit besides her regular one. That’s a shame, ain’t it? Like havin’ just one good dress for church. Maybe if she had some different clothes, she could be quieter. Maybe a nice pair of them soft shoes, or somethin’. But as it stands, them heels are a real problem for sneakin’ around.
Some fellas say that Ace fella is the quietest, but he’s a man, so that don’t count, I reckon. He probably ain’t wearin’ no fancy heels. But for the gals, Ada’s a mixed bag. Quiet one minute, clompin’ around the next. It all depends on what the killer’s listenin’ for, I guess.
And don’t even get me started on them fancy words they use in that game. “Stealth” this and “DBD” that. Just tell it to me straight, can ya? Is she quiet or not? And the answer is, well, it’s complicated. Like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows at 3 in the mornin’.
So, is Ada the quietest? I wouldn’t say so. She’s got her good points, sure, but them heels are a real giveaway. If you wanna be sneaky, you gotta be quiet all the way around, not just when you’re gettin’ poked and prodded. You gotta think like a mouse, not a horse in high heels.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase them darn chickens outta my garden. At least they don’t wear heels!
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this Ada gal. Take it or leave it, I ain’t losin’ no sleep over it.

Tags: Ada Wong, Dead by Daylight, DBD, Survivor, Stealth, Noise, Cosmetics, Resident Evil, Character, Gameplay