Okay, so, I’ve been messing around with this horoscope thing, and I thought I’d share how it went. I was looking at this thing called “horoscope vice daily”.
First off, I started by looking up what was even out there, right? I mean, there are tons of these daily horoscope things. I found this one by Ashley Otero. Apparently, she’s been doing this for, like, ten years, so I guess she knows her stuff.
I started reading a few of these daily horoscopes to get a feel for it. There was one by Madame Clairevoyant, dated December 25th. It was kinda generic, like, “Go with the flow,” and you’ll see it’s all good. Pretty standard stuff, you know?
Then I dug a bit deeper. I read some more from different dates and different authors. There was some talk about Venus and Uranus, whatever that means. Another one mentioned the sun being in Sagittarius for a bit longer. I’m not really into astrology, but it was interesting to see how they talked about it.
I also looked at some customer reviews and bestsellers on Amazon, just to see what people are into. They were mostly books, something called “a simple star guide to astrology”.
After all that, I tried writing my own, just for fun. I took what I saw in the other horoscopes and tried to mimic the style. It wasn’t easy, I tell you!
- I tried to predict a few things that were in line with what was being suggested by these experts, like a change for the better is coming for example.
- I made sure that I wrote the things for every star sign and not just mine.
- I really tried to write like the ones I read, to sound like I knew what I was talking about.
I wrote a few versions, trying to make it sound like a “real” horoscope. I’m not sure if I nailed it, but it was a fun experiment. It gave me a new appreciation for those who write these things regularly. It’s definitely harder than it looks!
At the end of the day, I can see why people like these daily horoscopes. They’re kind of fun and give you something to think about, even if you don’t believe in them. Will I keep doing this? Probably not, but it was an interesting dive into this world.
This whole thing got me thinking.
How do these horoscope writers come up with this stuff every day? And do people really plan their day around these things? It’s a whole other world out there, and this was just a little peek into it.
