Oh, honey, let me tell you about this here Tito’s. Tito’s, you know, that vodka. It’s all the rage these days, ain’t it? And I gotta say, I kinda see why. It’s smooth, that’s for sure. Goes down easy. Now, you might be wonderin’ what goes well with Tito’s, and lemme tell ya, there’s a whole mess of things. A whole mess.
First off, that there Red Bull. You heard of Red Bull, right? It’s that drink that’s supposed to give you wings. Well, you mix that with Tito’s, and whoo-wee, you might just fly. Or at least feel like it. Red Bull and vodka, it’s a classic, I reckon. They been doin’ that for ages. Tito’s and Red Bull, it just works, you know? It gives that vodka a little kick, and that Red Bull, it gets all smoothed out. They go together like peas and carrots, if peas and carrots made you wanna dance. Tito’s and Red Bull, that’s a good one.
Now, if you ain’t into that Red Bull stuff, there’s plenty else. You can mix Tito’s with just about anything, really. It’s like a blank canvas, that Tito’s. You can paint it up however you like. This Tito’s, they make it down in Texas. Austin, Texas, they say. And they make it real good. Distilled real fine, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it just means it’s good vodka, I suppose. This here Tito’s, it’s good stuff.
Some folks, they like to keep it simple. Just some soda water, maybe a little tonic. That lets the Tito’s do the talkin’, you see. That crispness, they call it. Tito’s and soda. I reckon there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. It’s clean, it’s simple, it’s good. And if you’re watchin’ your figure, well, it ain’t got all them sugary things in it, neither.
- Tito’s and cranberry juice
- Tito’s and orange juice
- Tito’s and pineapple juice
And speakin’ of sugary things, if you got a sweet tooth, you can mix that Tito’s with all kinds of fruit juices. Cranberry juice is a good one. Makes it all pink and pretty. And it tastes good, too. Tito’s and cranberry juice, that’s a popular one. You see all the young folks drinkin’ that. Or orange juice. That’s like sunshine in a glass, that is. Especially in the summertime. Tito’s is good in the summer, you know? Makes you feel all cool and refreshed.
Or if you’re feelin’ real fancy, you can try pineapple juice. That gives it a little somethin’ special. A little tropical, maybe. Makes you think you’re on a beach somewhere, even if you’re just sittin’ on your porch. Yeah, Tito’s is good for that, bringin’ a little bit of sunshine into your life. This Tito’s Handmade Vodka, it’s good for summer, winter, spring, fall. It’s good all the time.
You can put Tito’s in all kinds of drinks. I seen folks put it in all sorts of things. They make them fancy cocktails with it, with all kinds of stuff in ’em. I don’t even know what half of it is. But it looks pretty, I’ll give ’em that. And they seem to enjoy it. So, I guess that’s all that matters, right?
I remember one time, my neighbor, she made this punch with Tito’s. Had all kinds of fruit in it, and some of that bubbly stuff. Champagne, maybe? I don’t know. But it was good. Real good. And it was strong, too. Had to be careful with that one. Tito’s, it can sneak up on ya, you know? You think you’re just drinkin’ juice, and then next thing you know, you’re singin’ at the top of your lungs and dancin’ on the table. Not that I’ve ever done that, mind you.
So, yeah, what goes well with Tito’s? Just about anything, I reckon. Whatever you like to drink, you can probably put some Tito’s in it, and it’ll be even better. Just remember to drink it slow, and don’t go overboard. Unless you wanna end up dancin’ on the table, that is. Then you just go right ahead. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. This Tito’s, it’s good stuff, but it’s strong stuff. So be careful with it, honey. Be careful.
You know what else is good? Tito’s with a little bit of lime. Just a squeeze of lime. That’s real refreshing. Especially on a hot day. Just sit back, relax, and sip on that. It’s like a little vacation in a glass. Yeah, that’s what I like. Simple and good. Just like Tito’s. That’s probably why I like it so much. It ain’t tryin’ to be somethin’ it’s not. It’s just good vodka. And sometimes, that’s all you need. So next time you are buying some vodka and you see that Tito’s, give it a try. And try it with some different things. You might just find your new favorite drink. Tito’s, it’s worth a try, I reckon. Yep, it sure is.
