Howdy there! Let’s talk about makin’ a little bag, ya know, the kind for your face paints and such. A “cosmetic bag,” they call it. Fancy name for somethin’ so simple, I tell ya. We ain’t gonna be fancy here, just plain and simple, like good ol’ country livin’.
What you’ll be needin’:
- Some cloth. Don’t go buyin’ no fancy stuff, unless ya want to. Old shirts, leftover scraps, anything will do. Just make sure it ain’t too thin, ya hear?
- Scissors, the sharper the better. Them dull ones just make ya cuss.
- Thread, somethin’ strong, like you. And a needle, of course. Or that sewin’ machine if ya got one, but we ain’t too proud for hand-stitchin’ here.
- Maybe a zipper. Or a button. Or even just a string to tie it up. Whatever tickles yer fancy.
Alright, let’s get to it:

First off, ya gotta cut that cloth. Two pieces, mind you. Make ’em the same size, unless you want a wonky bag. How big? Well, that depends on how much junk ya wanna stuff in there. A good size is about, oh, I dunno, the size of your hand, maybe a little bigger.
Now, if you’re usin’ a zipper, this is where it gets a little tricky. Pin that zipper to one of the cloth pieces, right side down. That means the pretty side is facin’ the zipper. Then, sew it on, nice and slow. Don’t want no crooked zipper, now do we? Do the same thing on the other side of the zipper with the other piece of cloth. Make sure them pieces of cloth are lined up proper.
If you ain’t usin’ no zipper, well, then it’s even easier. Just put them two pieces of cloth together, pretty sides facin’ each other. That means the wrong sides are out, ya follow? Now, sew ‘em up, leavin’ the top open, of course. Ya gotta have a way to get yer stuff in there!
Sewin’ it up:
Whether ya used a zipper or not, now ya gotta sew up the sides. Start at the bottom of the zipper, or the bottom of the openin’ if ya ain’t got no zipper, and sew all the way to the edge. Do it on both sides. Make sure ya backstitch at the beginnin’ and the end so it don’t come undone. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a bag that falls apart on ya.
Now, turn that bag inside out. Poke out them corners good. Don’t be shy. And there ya have it! A simple little bag for all yer goodies. If ya used a zipper, zip it up! If not, well, maybe ya gotta add that button or string I was talkin’ about. Sew it on good and strong.
Keepin’ things organized:

Now, some folks like them bags with little pockets inside, all fancy-like. If ya want to do that, ya gotta cut some smaller pieces of cloth and sew ‘em on before ya sew the whole bag together. But honestly, I ain’t got time for all that fuss. I just throw everything in there and hope for the best. That’s how I do it, ya see? Less fuss, more doin’. But if you’re into that whole organizin’ thing, well, ya could try it. Sew some little dividers in there, make some pockets. It’s up to you.
Makin’ it pretty:
And listen, if you want to make it look real purty, you can add some trim, ya know, like lace or ribbon. Sew it right on. Or maybe some beads. Or even some of them fancy iron-on patches. Just don’t go overboard. It’s just a bag, not a weddin’ dress. Unless ya want it to be a weddin’ dress, that’s your business.
Why bother makin’ it yourself?:
Now, you might be thinkin’, “Why bother makin’ this myself when I can just go buy one?” Well, let me tell ya somethin’. Store-bought stuff ain’t got no soul. It ain’t made with love. When you make somethin’ with your own two hands, it means somethin’. It’s special. Plus, it’s cheaper! And you can make it just the way you want it. Can’t beat that, can ya?
Final words:
So there ya have it. A good, plain and simple way to make yourself a “cosmetic bag” or whatever you wanna call it. It ain’t rocket science, ya know. Just some cloth, some thread, and a little bit of elbow grease. And remember, don’t you fret none if it ain’t perfect. Perfectly imperfect, that’s what I say! Now go on and make somethin’ beautiful, you hear? And keep them face paints handy, ya never know when ya might need to pretty yourself up.

Keep it clean:
One more thing! You know, keepin’ that bag clean is important. If it gets all dirty, just turn it inside out and give it a wash. Hand washin’ is best, unless ya wanna risk it in the machine. And then let it dry good before ya use it again. Don’t want no mildewy face paints, now do we?
Well, that’s all I got to say about that. Now, go on and git to sewin’! You can do it, I know you can.