Okay, so I saw this “big booty jeans” trend going around, and I was like, “Alright, let’s see what this is all about.” I’m not exactly known for my, uh, assets, but I figured, why not give it a shot? It’s all in good fun, right?
First, I tried to find some jeans that were actually advertised as “big booty” jeans. Turns out, that’s not really a thing. At least, not that I could easily find. So, Plan B: I just grabbed a pair of jeans I already owned that were a little… snug.
- Step 1: The Squeeze. Oh boy. This was a workout in itself. I hopped, I wiggled, I pulled. Think Ross from Friends and the leather pants, but with denim. It was… a process.
- Step 2: The “Pose.” Okay, so I’m no Instagram model. I tried to arch my back, stick my butt out, do that whole thing. It felt… awkward. And honestly, I probably just looked like I had to pee really bad.
- Step 3: The Photo. I snapped a few pics, trying different angles. My cat walked by and gave me the most judgmental look I’ve ever seen. She was definitely not impressed.
After all that, I looked at the photos. And… well, let’s just say I won’t be quitting my day job to become a booty influencer anytime soon. It was fun to try, but maybe this trend is best left to the professionals, or people with, you know, actual curves. My jeans are definitely going back in the closet, and I’m going back to wearing things that actually fit comfortably.
The Verdict?
It was a hilarious fail. Good for a laugh, but not exactly my finest moment. I will choose something comfortable to put on next time.
