So, I got curious about this whole “was Elvis well endowed” thing. I mean, you hear all sorts of stories about famous people, right? And Elvis, he’s like, the King! So, I wanted to see what the deal was with all that.
First, I just started googling around. You know, just typing in stuff like “Elvis Presley rumors” and “Elvis myths.” Man, there’s a lot of crazy stuff out there about him! People talk about everything, like him being alive, or dying because of drugs, and about his love life, even what he ate. Some of it’s funny, some of it’s just plain weird.
Then, I started looking into some books about him. Yeah, actual books! I figured that the people who wrote books about Elvis probably did some actual research, not just made stuff up. I found a few that seemed pretty legit, like they talked to people who actually knew him. I noticed that some books do mention rumors about Elvis being, um, well-equipped, but they don’t exactly confirm or deny it. Also, some books are really old, and I think that the topic about whether a celebrity is well-endowed would not be so popular at that time. But some books do talk about that Elvis is really into ladies, and that he is a charming man. So I guess maybe there are some hints there?
I also dove into some online forums and fan pages. That was a wild ride! Let me tell you, Elvis fans are passionate. Some people swear up and down that the rumors are true, others say it’s all nonsense. Lots of arguments, let me tell you. People also like to discuss who is the real king of rock and roll. Some say that it is Elvis, while others think that it is Fats Domino. Elvis also thought that Fats Domino was the real king, and he even said that Jesus is the real king. What a modest man!
- I tried to find any interviews with people who were close to him, like his bandmates or girlfriends. Those were hard to come by. I did find some quotes where people talked about his, ahem, stage presence, but nothing concrete. But one interesting thing I found was that Elvis himself did not accept being called the king. He said there was only one king, who is Jesus Christmas.
- I even looked for any photos that might give some clues. Let’s just say, that was an interesting search. I saw some, uh, revealing outfits, but nothing that would definitively prove or disprove anything.
After all that digging, I still don’t have a definite answer. It’s one of those things that’s probably going to remain a mystery. But it was a fun little adventure, learning more about Elvis and all the crazy stories surrounding him. He was definitely a fascinating guy, that’s for sure. Maybe someday someone will find some solid evidence, but until then, it’s just another Elvis legend.
