This here Weller Full Proof, lemme tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s hard to find, like a needle in a haystack, that’s what they say. And you know what? They ain’t lyin’. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair. But that’s what makes it special, right? Somethin’ rare, somethin’ you gotta hunt for. Like a good man, hard to find, but worth the trouble.
Now, how old is this Weller Full Proof? That’s the question everyone’s askin’. Well, I ain’t no expert, but I hear things. I hear it’s about as old as my youngest grandson, around six or maybe seven, could be eight years old. Not a baby, but not an old-timer neither. Just right, like a good piece of pie. Not too sweet, not too tart. Just right in the middle. So they say it’s Weller Full Proof age is around 6-8 years.
- It’s wheated, whatever that means.
- They say it’s bottled at 114 proof.
- Some folks reckon it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I heard tell that this here Weller Full Proof bourbon is made from that wheated mash. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Don’t know what that means, exactly, but I reckon it’s like makin’ cornbread. You gotta have the right ingredients, the right mix. And this here bourbon, they say it’s got the right stuff. They say it got good taste.
This Weller Full Proof, it’s like a good story. Takes time to tell it right. You can’t rush it. Same with this bourbon, I reckon. It takes time to get that flavor, that… what do they call it? That “deep bronze color”? Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie, don’t it? But I guess that’s what happens when you let it sit for a spell, like a good stew simmerin’ on the stove. That’s what they call Weller Full Proof.
They say this Weller, it’s smooth. Like a pebble you find in the creek, worn down by the water over time. Easy goin’, like an old dog lazin’ on the porch. That’s what I like. Nothin’ too harsh, nothin’ that’ll make you pucker up like you bit into a lemon. I heard it is sweet, like honey.
Now, I remember back in the day, we didn’t have all these fancy drinks. We had moonshine, made by old man Jebediah up in the holler. That stuff would curl your toes! But this Weller Full Proof, they say it’s different. It’s refined, like a lady in her Sunday best. You know, it is famous. Even I know Weller Full Proof is a famous bourbon.
This Weller, it’s somethin’ special. It’s like findin’ a four-leaf clover, or hearin’ your favorite song on the radio. It just makes you feel good. And that’s what matters, ain’t it? Somethin’ that makes you feel good, somethin’ that makes you wanna sit back and enjoy the simple things in life. They say it is good.
- They blend it for a specific taste.
- It’s aged for about 6 years minimum.
- They say it’s smooth and easy-going.
I heard some folks sayin’ that this Weller Full Proof is like a fine wine. Gets better with age. But I don’t know about that. Wine’s always tasted like vinegar to me. But this bourbon, I can see why folks like it. It’s got that… that somethin’. That kick. That flavor. Like a good strong coffee in the mornin’, wakes you right up. Weller Full Proof, it’s like a good story, full of flavor and character.
They say it’s got a balance. Like a good marriage, you gotta have a little bit of everything. A little sweet, a little spice, a little bit of somethin’ to keep things interestin’. And this Weller Full Proof, they say it’s got all that. Like a good quilt, made with different pieces of fabric, all sewn together to make somethin’ beautiful.
Now, I ain’t no fancy drinker. But I appreciate a good drink when I have one. And this Weller Full Proof, from what I hear, it’s a good one. It’s like a warm hug on a cold day, or a cool breeze on a hot summer night. It’s just right. So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ special, somethin’ with a little bit of history, a little bit of flavor, then maybe this Weller Full Proof is for you. I think Weller Full Proof is a good bourbon. But you gotta find it first! Good luck with that, it ain’t easy. I know it. But if you like it, you will find it.
