Oh, honey, you wanna hear ’bout them funny Christmas plays? Well, pull up a chair, and let this old gal tell ya! Christmas time, it’s a hoot, ain’t it? We got all sorts of doin’s, singin’ and carryin’ on. But them plays, them’s the best part, ‘sides the eatin’, of course!
Now, some folks, they like them serious plays. You know, the kind with the baby Jesus and all that. We call ’em Nativity plays. They’re nice and all, show ya what Christmas is all about. Mary, Joseph, the whole shebang. But sometimes, you just need a good chuckle, right? That’s where the funny ones come in.
I seen one once, where they had these Christmas things, like a tree and a stocking, and they all came alive! Can you imagine? A talkin’ Christmas tree! They was all squabblin’ and carryin’ on, but then they learned ’bout bein’ friends and why we celebrate Christmas and all. It was a real knee-slapper, that one.
They got these little plays, they call ’em skits. Short and sweet, just like my apple pie. Perfect for the young’uns in school. Elementary, middle school, don’t matter. They got funny Christmas skits for all of ’em. They can be anything! I even heard of some doing funny Christmas carol play. Some with a Christmas skit for church. The kids love ’em, and heck, so do the grown-ups!
You can find these plays all over. Some folks write ’em up special, just for Christmas. They got all kinds, long ones, short ones, some so funny you’ll bust a gut! And the best part is they are free. And lots of them are free! Can you believe that? They tell you how to celebrate Christmas but don’t make you pay a cent. Oh my goodness! They even have them free short Christmas play scripts for your group. Some are heartwarming.
Now, if you’re lookin’ for a real good one, I heard tell of one that’s just perfect for a party or one of them church suppers. It’s about ten, maybe twelve minutes long. Just long enough to get a good laugh, but not so long you start gettin’ antsy in your seat. It’s got all sorts of funny stuff in it, I reckon. You can find all kinds of short and fun scripts.
Why, I remember one time, they put on a play at the church. It’s a traditional Christmas play. It was about these fellas, they was tryin’ to sell Christmas trees. And they was just the orneriest bunch you ever did see! They was cheatin’ folks, and arguin’ amongst themselves. It was a mess, I tell ya! But then this little girl, she comes along and straightens ’em all out. Showed ’em the true meanin’ of Christmas. It was funny, but it made ya think, too.
And you know what’s fun? Some places, they have plays where they make fun of old stories. They got those kinds of funny Christmas play scripts, too! Like, they take a regular Christmas story and turn it all upside down. They got one where Charlie Brown, he’s a rat. It don’t make a lick of sense, but it sure is funny!
- Christmas Skits for Church: Sometimes, the church folks, they like to put on their own plays. It’s always funny.
- Funny Christmas Carol: I even saw one time, a bunch of folks singing, and they messed up all the words! On purpose, mind you! It was a hoot!
- Free Christmas Play Scripts: Just find them free ones! It is easy to celebrate Christmas, they are free and they are everywhere!
- Funny Christmas Skits: No matter you are old or young, you can always find a funny skit that suits you!
These plays, they’re a good way to get folks together, have a good time, and remember what Christmas is really all about. It ain’t just about the presents and the food, though that’s all mighty fine. It’s about bein’ together, sharin’ some laughs, and bein’ kind to one another. And these plays, they help you do just that.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ fun to do this Christmas, why not try one of them funny Christmas plays? You can put it on yourself, or just go watch one. Either way, you’re sure to have a good time. And who knows, you might even learn somethin’ along the way. Just don’t forget the snacks! A good play ain’t complete without some good eats, I always say!
They got plays for everyone, I reckon. Big folks, little folks, church folks, even them folks who don’t go to church. Everyone loves funny Christmas plays. These plays remind us that Christmas is about more than just the stuff. It is about people. It’s about being nice to each other. It is about laughing together. And these plays, well, they are just perfect for doing all of that.
Well, I reckon I’ve rambled on long enough. You go on and find yourself a funny Christmas play to enjoy. And don’t forget to laugh till your belly hurts! That is the important thing for Christmas. Have fun and be kind to other people. And you know, eat a lot. Merry Christmas, honey!
