My early life, that porn game, you know, that one. Lots of folks talking ’bout it. It’s about this fella, Bob, I reckon. Heard it’s got some pretty pictures, real nice lookin’. And the way you play it, they say it gets ya hooked. Like you’re right there in the story, feels real, you know?
Some folks say it’s the best game ever. But, see, I don’t know ’bout that. Sounds like it might be too much for some folks. Like you gotta guess what to do next. Not everyone likes that kinda thing. Me, I like things simple, you see? It is all about my early life porn game.
They say this game, My Early Life, it’s like, workin’ smarter, not harder. That’s what the young folks say. Like, it looks long, but it ain’t really. They just use the same pictures over and over. Saves ’em time, I guess. Porn game is not like what you think.

- You can play this My Early Life thing for free, I hear. That Bob fella, it’s about when he was young. That’s what they tell me.
- It’s the full thing, too. Not just a little piece. You can play it right on that computer thing.
Bob, he’s got these three girls, his daughters. And they lost their folks, Bob’s mom and dad. Real sad. And Bob’s dad, he just got this big fancy house. So they all stay there together. But money’s tight, real tight. So this Bob, he gets a job, tryin’ to make ends meet, you know? This is the story about my early life porn game.
You can get this My Early Life, download it, they say. Got some help, too, if you get stuck. Works on them Windows computers, and them Macs, too. Heard it works on them phone things, too. The porn game is easy to get.
But you gotta be old enough, you know? Eighteen or older. ‘Cause there’s some stuff in there, pictures and things, that ain’t for young eyes. Gotta be careful with that stuff, it is about my