Yo, let’s talk about them horoscope necklaces. Them things you wear around your neck, you know? They got all them little signs and stars, supposed to tell your fortune or somethin’. I seen ’em all over, young folks wearin’ ’em. Think they’re real pretty, shiny and all.
So, this one time, I saw this girl, real young, wearin’ one. It had a little fish on it. I asked her, “What’s that little fishy?” She says, “It’s my sign, Pisces.” I said, “Fishy, huh?” She giggled. Young folks these days, they all into this horoscope stuff. Says it tells ’em about themselves. Like what kind of rocks they should wear. She told me, that Pisces, you see, that fish one, well, they shouldn’t be wearin’ them fire rocks.
Now, I don’t know ’bout all that, but I reckon it’s like wearin’ the wrong shoes. You gonna get blisters, right? Maybe these horoscope necklaces, they help you pick the right kinda shiny things to wear, so you don’t get no bad luck or somethin’.
This Pisces girl, she said no fire rocks. Means no rocks like them Aries folks or them Leo folks. Them’s fire signs, she said. I guess fire and water don’t mix, like oil and water. Makes sense, I reckon.
They got all kinds of these horoscope necklaces. Some got little scales, that’s for Libra, I think. And some got a bull, that’s Taurus. I seen one with a crab, that’s Cancer. They got one for every month, every birthday. You wear the one that matches when you was born, that’s your sign. Then you know what kinda rocks to wear, or not wear.
- Aries – That’s a ram.
- Taurus – That’s a bull.
- Gemini – That’s twins.
- Cancer – That’s a crab.
- Leo – That’s a lion.
- Virgo – That’s a lady, I think.
- Libra – That’s the scales.
- Scorpio – That’s a scorpion.
- Sagittarius – That’s an archer, with a bow and arrow.
- Capricorn – That’s a goat.
- Aquarius – That’s someone pouring water.
- Pisces – That’s the fish.
I seen some of these horoscope necklaces made of gold, real gold, shiny and all. Some made of silver. Some just made of regular metal, but they still look nice. Some got them little stones in ’em, colored stones. Them stones, they got meanings too, I hear. Like that red one, ruby, that’s for passion or somethin’. And that green one, emerald, that’s for luck, I think.
They even got this one called Baby Gold, like for little babies. It’s little and cute, not too big for a little neck. They make ’em for everyone, big and small, young and old. Everyone can wear their horoscope, I guess.
Now, I don’t know if these horoscope necklaces really do anythin’. I mean, I ain’t seen no one suddenly get rich or find true love just ’cause they put one on. But, I reckon it makes folks feel good, wearin’ somethin’ that’s special to them, somethin’ that’s about who they are. Like wearin’ your favorite color, or your lucky socks. It just makes you feel a little better, a little more like yourself.
These horoscope necklaces, they’re like a little story you wear around your neck. Tells a little somethin’ about you, without you sayin’ a word. And that’s kinda nice, ain’t it? Like a little secret you share with everyone who sees it. They see that fish, they know you’re a Pisces. They see that bull, they know you’re a Taurus.
I guess it’s like them folks who wear them team jerseys. You see someone wearin’ a certain jersey, you know what team they like. These horoscope necklaces, they’re like that, but for your birth month. Your own personal team, I reckon.
So, if you see one of them horoscope necklaces, and you like it, well, maybe you should get one. Wear your sign, wear your little story. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll bring you a little bit of luck, or at least make you smile when you look at it. And that’s worth somethin’, ain’t it?
They are pretty, these little horoscope necklaces. I might just get one myself one of these days. See what all the fuss is about. Maybe that little fishy one, even though I ain’t no Pisces. It’s just so darn cute.
Just remember what that young girl told me. If you’re a Pisces, no fire rocks! You gotta wear the right rocks, or you might get them spiritual blisters. And nobody wants that, right? So pick your horoscope necklace careful like, and wear it with a smile. That’s what I say.
And that Baby Gold, those little tiny horoscope necklaces, they sure are cute. If I had a little grandbaby, I’d get one for ’em for sure. Little tiny horoscope for a little tiny person. Adorable, just adorable.
I guess there’s a whole world of these horoscope things out there. More than just necklaces. Probably got rings, and bracelets, and all sorts of things. But the necklaces, them’s the ones I see the most. Hanging around folks’ necks, shining in the sun. Little pieces of the stars, right here on earth. It makes you think, don’t it?
