This Adam Sandler, you know, that funny guy on the TV. He’s gotta birthday, just like everybody else. They call it a horoscope, all that star stuff. He’s a Virgo, whatever that means. Some say it means he’s a good friend and likes to help people. Sounds about right, he helps us laugh, don’t he?
Now, I ain’t no expert on these horoscopes, but I hear them talk about it on the radio sometimes. They say Virgos is hard workers. Well, he’s been in a lot of movies, that Adam Sandler. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, all them. Must be a hard worker to do all that, I reckon. Making people laugh ain’t easy, it is a hard work, you know.
They say this Virgo, it’s an Earth sign. Means he’s down to earth, I guess. Practical, like me when I’m canning tomatoes. You gotta be practical when you’re dealing with stars and planets and all that, that is a lot things to remember. Adam Sandler seems like a practical fella in his movies, always getting into some kind of mess, but then again it is just a movie right? And he will fix it at last.
- Virgos are helpers.
- They work hard.
- They’re practical.
I remember that basketball player, what’s his name… Kobe. Yeah, Kobe Bryant. They say he was a Virgo, too. He was a good player. Worked hard, just like they say Virgos do. Maybe there’s something to this star stuff after all. If you work hard, you can get what you want, simple like that.
This horoscope thing, it’s like reading tea leaves, I suppose. Might tell you something, might not. But it’s fun to think about. Like, what makes a person the way they are? Is it the stars? Is it how they were raised? Is it just plain luck? I do not know, maybe it is all about these.
I seen Adam Sandler in that one movie, where he’s a waterboy. Funny stuff. He’s a good actor, that one. Makes you laugh, makes you think. That’s a good thing, I think. We need more laughter in this world. Too much sadness these days. He is just like us, make us laugh, make us happy. We all like him, right?
They say these Virgos, they have enemies. Leos, I think they said. Don’t know much about that. Seems like everybody’s got someone who rubs them the wrong way. Even in Hollywood, I suppose. They are just normal people like us, you know. Some people you like, some you don’t. It is just that simple.
Now, this whole Adam Sandler horoscope thing, it’s just for fun, you know. Don’t go betting your paycheck on it or anything. But it’s interesting to think about how the stars might affect us. But we need to be careful, not everything is true, we need to use our brain to think.
Me, I think hard work and a good heart, that’s what matters. Be kind to people, do your best, and that’s all you can do. That’s what I always told my kids. And it seems to have worked out okay for them. You need to keep your mind on the right way. You need to try your best, and everything will be fine.
This Adam Sandler, he seems like a good egg. Funny fella. Works hard. Probably a good friend, like they say Virgos are. I hope he keeps making those movies. We need a good laugh every now and then. Everyone needs to be happy, you need to be happy, I need to be happy. Life is too short, you know.
So, next time you see one of his movies, think about that horoscope. Maybe there’s something to it. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. Either way, it’s fun to think about. And remember to be a good person, do good things. That is what I always say.
And this Adam Sandler, that Virgo man, he is probably a good person too, even I do not know him. I just like his movies. He makes me happy, so he must be a good man. I wish him a happy birthday, I hope he can make more good movies. I will go to see his movie, if he makes a new one. And I hope you will be happy too, everyday. That is all I want to say. It is just that simple, you know.
