Well, let me tell ya ’bout what grows good with that oregano stuff, ya know, the thing that smells kinda strong? I ain’t no fancy gardener, but I know a thing or two ’bout plants from just messing around in the dirt.
Oregano and its friends, that’s what we’re talkin’ about. First off, that oregano, she likes the sun, lots of it. And she don’t like her feet wet, ya hear? So, make sure the dirt ain’t holdin’ water like a sponge. If your dirt is all thick and sticky, throw in some sand or somethin’ to loosen it up. Makes sense, right? Like when your shoes get stuck in the mud, you want some dry dirt to walk on.
Now, what to plant with it? Lots of stuff, actually. Seems like oregano’s a friendly sort.

- Tomatoes, yeah, them red juicy things. Oregano and tomatoes, they get along like peas in a pod, or, well, oregano and tomatoes! They say it makes the tomatoes taste better, and who am I to argue with that? My tomatoes always did better when that oregano was growin’ nearby.
- Peppers, too. Whether it’s them spicy ones or the sweet ones, oregano don’t mind. They kinda help each other out, ya know? Like good neighbors.
- And then there’s that basil stuff. Smells good, tastes good. Oregano and basil, they’re like sisters, always happy together in the garden.
But there’s more, oh yeah. Things like parsley, carrots, onions, and even them pretty roses, they all seem to like havin’ oregano around. Kinda like how everyone likes havin’ a good friend nearby.
And don’t forget the other herbs! Stuff like chives, dill, fennel, that lavender that smells so nice, lemon balm, lovage, marjoram – that’s kinda like oregano but not so strong – rosemary, sage, summer savory, and thyme. All them herbs, they get along just fine with oregano. It’s like a big ol’ herb family reunion in your garden!
But, just like in any family, there’s always someone you gotta keep apart. That mint stuff, she’s trouble. Don’t plant her near oregano, or she’ll take over everything. Mint’s like that one cousin who always borrows your stuff and never gives it back, ya know?
So, how do you grow this oregano? Well, it ain’t rocket science. You can start it from seeds, or you can buy them little plants at the store. Just stick ’em in the ground, make sure they get plenty of sun, and don’t water ’em too much. They like it a little dry, like I said before. If it gets too hot, give ’em a little shade in the afternoon, just like you’d wear a hat on a sunny day.
Some of them oregano plants, they can get pretty big, like two feet tall! They say they like growin’ next to cucumbers and melons and that celery stuff too. I guess they like havin’ big, strong friends around. And if you live in a place where it gets cold in the winter, that oregano might need all the sun it can get to stay warm and happy.
So, to sum it all up, oregano’s a good neighbor in the garden. She helps other plants grow better and taste better, and she don’t ask for much in return. Just a little sunshine, some well-drained dirt, and a few good friends. And who don’t want that, right? It’s like havin’ a good cup of coffee in the mornin’ – it just makes everything better.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve been plantin’ stuff for a long time, and I know what works. And I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ oregano with the right friends is a good way to have a happy and healthy garden. And a happy garden means happy food, and happy food means a happy belly. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it?

So go on, get yourself some oregano, find it some good friends in the garden, and watch ’em grow. You’ll be glad you did. Trust me on this one.