Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this here… uh… “tis the damn season mug”, whatever that means. Folks are makin’ a big fuss about it, so I reckon it’s gotta be somethin’ special. They callin’ it a Swiftie thing, so I guess it’s for them young’uns who like that singin’ girl, Taylor somethin’-or-other.
Anyways, from what I gather, this mug is all about bein’ cozy and celebratin’ somethin’ called the “damn season.” Sounds like a rough time of year if you ask me, but these youngsters, they like different things, ya know?
- First off, they say it’s a good mug for Christmas. Now, Christmas I understand. It’s about gettin’ together, eatin’ good food, and maybe havin’ a little somethin’ special to drink. And I guess this mug fits right in there.
- They also say it’s got somethin’ to do with a song, off an album called “Evermore.” I ain’t never heard of it, but I reckon it’s one of them popular tunes the kids are always hummin’. The mug’s got words from the song on it, they say. Lyrics, they call ’em.
Now, this mug ain’t just any ol’ mug, mind you. It’s a “camp style” mug, which I figure means it looks kinda like those tin cups we used to take on picnics. And they say it’s cute and fun, with a picture of that singin’ girl dancin’ around. Sounds like a real hootenanny, eh?
The Perfect Gift for Swifties, they say. Well, I guess if you got one of them Swiftie youngsters in your life, this here mug might just be the ticket. It’s somethin’ they can use, ya know? Fill it up with coffee, or tea, or whatever them kids drink these days. Heck, they could even put milk in it, I ain’t judgin’.
And get this, it’s even dishwasher and microwave safe! Now that’s somethin’ I can appreciate. Back in my day, we had to wash everything by hand, and if you wanted somethin’ hot, you had to put it on the stove. These young’uns got it easy, I tell ya.
They also talk about it bein’ a “12 oz” mug. I ain’t too sure what that means, but I guess it’s big enough to hold a good amount of whatever you’re drinkin’. And they say it’s “unique” and “custom,” which I reckon means it ain’t like every other mug you see at the store. It’s special, see?
They even put words on the mug, like “‘Tis The Damn Season Swiftie Christmas Album Song Mug” and “Taylor 1989 Lyrics.” And somethin’ about it bein’ a “Gift For Her” or a “Funny Coffee Mug” or for a “Birthday Evermore.” I tell ya, they sure do pack a lot of words onto one little mug. But I guess that’s what the youngsters like these days.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a gift for one of them Swiftie fans, or if you just want a cozy mug to curl up with during the holidays, I reckon this here “tis the damn season mug” might just be the thing for ya. It seems like a good enough mug, and if it makes them youngsters happy, then I ain’t got no complaints. Now, where did I put my glasses? This talk about mugs and singin’ girls is makin’ my head spin.
Anyways, they keep yellin’ about this Evermore album and Taylor 1989 Lyrics, must be somethin’ important to these young folks. And don’t forget, they also call it a Funny Coffee Mug so I guess it’s supposed to make ya laugh or somethin’. And they keep sayin’ Gift For Her, so I guess it’s mostly for the gals. And last but not least, they mention Birthday Evermore, so maybe it’s a good birthday present too. Heck, I don’t know, these young’uns and their fancy words!
But one things for sure, this here “tis the damn season mug” is a popular item, and if you wanna get your hands on one, you better act fast, before they’re all gone. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
