Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, Geoff Weller. You wanna know if he’s hitched, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always easy to dig up dirt on folks, especially online. Folks these days, they put all sorts of stuff on them Face-books and whatnots, but sometimes it’s just a bunch of fluff and doesn’t tell ya nothin’ real.
I poked around a bit, you know, like lookin’ for eggs in the hen house. First thing I see is this Geoff Weller fella is all over that Face-book thingy. Lots of Geoff Wellers, mind you. Like tryin’ to find a single corn kernel in a whole field of corn. Can’t rightly say which one, if any, is the one you’re lookin’ for.
This Face-book, it says he’s connectin’ with folks, sharin’ stuff. But does it say if he’s got a missus? Not that I could see. It’s all just “connectin’” and “sharin’.” Sounds like a bunch of city-folk talk to me. Back in my day, if you was hitched, you was hitched. No need to go “connectin’” and “sharin’” about it all over the place.
Then I stumbled on somethin’ about a radio show, WXPR they call it. Folks were askin’ questions, and seems like this Geoff Weller name popped up. But again, nothin’ about a wife. Just a bunch of questions. City folk always got questions, don’t they?
- They ask about this, they ask about that.
- Never satisfied, always pokin’ around.
- Makes my head spin, it does.
Now, I did find somethin’ about another Weller, a fella named Paul John Weller. Says he’s got a wife named Hannah Andrews. Seems she’s a big deal to him, and they go to fancy shindigs together in London. But that ain’t your Geoff, is it? Just goes to show you, lots of Wellers out there. Like weeds in a garden, they are.
I kept diggin’, though. Found somethin’ about another Weller, no first name given, just Weller. Says he was married to a woman named Jean for 37 years and had some sons. This was in some archives, whatever that means. Sounded important though. But again, could be a different Weller. See how tricky this is?
So, here’s the thing about findin’ out if someone’s married. It ain’t always as easy as lookin’ at a marriage certificate. Back in my day, you just knew who was married to who. Word got around. But now, with all this internet stuff, it’s all mixed up. You gotta sift through a whole lotta hay to find a single needle.
And even if you find somethin’ online, it might not be true. Folks can say whatever they want on that Face-book, you know. They can pretend to be someone they ain’t, married when they ain’t. It’s a whole different world now, I tell ya.
So, is Geoff Weller married? I can’t rightly say for sure. The Face-book stuff don’t tell us much. That radio show thing didn’t help either. The other Wellers I found, they might be related, they might not be. Might be married, might not be. And even if Geoff Weller is married, maybe he just likes to keep it private. Some folks are like that, you know. They don’t go shoutin’ their business from the rooftops.
If you really wanna know, maybe you gotta go ask him yourself. Or find someone who knows him, someone who can give you the straight scoop. That’s how we did things back in my day. No internet, no Face-book. Just good old-fashioned talkin’ to folks. But these days, I guess everyone’s too busy ‘connectin’ and ‘sharin’ to do that no more. So good luck to ya, I reckon you might need it!
Anyways, that’s all I could find out about this here Geoff Weller. Hope it helps some. If not, well, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, I guess. Can’t win ’em all, can ya? Maybe next time I’ll have better luck diggin’ up dirt. But for now, this old lady’s tired. All this talkin’ makes me thirsty. Think I’ll go get myself a glass of iced tea.
One last thing I’ll tell you about married folks: It’s all just a bunch of give and take. You give a little and they take a whole heap! Now you young folk get out there and find yourselves a good man or woman and settle down. And if your Geoff Weller is that person, well, you get to work making biscuits and babies. That’s what I say.
And don’t you forget it!
