Alright, let’s talk about this e.l.f. cosmetics thing, ya know? I heard folks talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d dig around a bit and see what all the fuss is about. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is.
First off, what does e.l.f. even stand for? Well, it’s simple as pie, really. It’s just eyes, lips, face. Yeah, that’s it. Just like the parts of your head you put makeup on. Makes sense, right? No need to get all confused with complicated stuff.
Now, these e.l.f. folks, they started way back in 2004. A couple of fellas, Joseph Shamah and Scott Vincent Borba, that’s their names. They got together and decided to make makeup. And not just any makeup, but stuff that don’t cost a whole lot. Joseph’s daddy, Alan, helped ‘em out too. Good for them, I say.
They started small, you know? Just 13 little makeup things at first. But then they got bigger and bigger, and now they got all sorts of stuff. Like, for your face, they got powders and blushes and that bronzer stuff. For your eyes, they got them liner pencils and mascaras and all that goop you put on your eyelashes. And for your lips, well, they got lipsticks and glosses. They even got bath stuff and skin-care things now. Over 300 different things they got, can you believe it? That’s a whole lotta makeup, I tell ya.
- Face stuff: Powders, blush, bronzers.
- Eye stuff: Liners, mascara.
- Lip stuff: Lipsticks, glosses.
- Other stuff: Bath things, skin-care things.
And where do they sell all this stuff? Well, pretty much everywhere, it seems. They got it in drugstores, you know, the places you go to get your aspirin and such. They got it in big stores, too. And not just here, but in other countries too! I heard they’re in 18 countries or something like that. Places like Canada, Australia, the UK, even far-off places like Saudi Arabia. That’s a lot of places, if you ask me.
Now, one thing I like about these e.l.f. folks is that they say their makeup is good for everyone. Every eye, lip, and face, they say. And they’re real proud of the fact that it’s vegan and ain’t tested on animals. That means they don’t go hurtin’ no little critters to make their makeup. That’s good, I think. Animals are God’s creatures, ya know? And they make sure their makeup don’t have none of them nasty chemicals in it. You know, the stuff that makes your skin itch and break out. They say it’s “guilt-free,” whatever that means. But it sounds good, right?
So, what do these e.l.f. folks really stand for? Well, sounds to me like they wanna make makeup that everyone can afford, makeup that’s good for you and good for the animals. They want you to look good and feel good without spendin’ a fortune or hurtin’ nothin’. And that’s a good thing in my book.
I’ve heard tell that fancy magazines like Glamour and Allure, they like this e.l.f. stuff too. They write good things about it, say it’s good quality for the price. And it even got on TV once! On some channel called the Style Network. So, it seems like folks who know about makeup, they think it’s pretty good stuff.
Anyways, that’s what I’ve gathered about e.l.f. cosmetics. It’s makeup for your eyes, lips, and face, made by some fellas who want everyone to be able to afford it. It’s vegan, not tested on animals, and doesn’t have a bunch of bad stuff in it. And it seems like folks like it. So, if you’re lookin’ for some new makeup, maybe give e.l.f. a try. Can’t hurt, right?
In short, e.l.f. cosmetics stands for affordable, good-quality makeup that’s accessible to everyone and is made without harming animals or using harsh chemicals. That’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell.
