Alright, listen up, gonna tell ya ’bout one day in Malibu. Never been there myself, but heard things, you know? People talkin’. So, this here’s what they say, or what I reckon they’d say if they was talkin’ to me.
First things first, gotta get yourself there. They say cars is the best way to go. Buses too, but only one, can you believe it? Just one measly bus. Anyway, car’s better, gets ya where ya need to go faster. No waitin’ around for no bus, that’s for sure. And if you’re thinkin’ of stayin’ the night… well, hold your horses. They say it ain’t cheap. Like, really ain’t cheap. Unless you got money to burn, best head back to wherever you came from. But if you’re set on stayin’, there’s this fancy place, Calamigos Guest Ranch Beach Club, they say. Sounds highfalutin to me, but hey, you do you.
Okay, so you’re in Malibu for the day. What to do? Well, seems like everyone and their brother talks about the beach. Malibu beaches, they say, are somethin’ else. Sun, sand, the whole shebang. You can surf, if you’re into that kinda thing. Swim, paddleboard, or just sit and stare at the ocean. Plenty of beaches to choose from, too. Heard tell of one called Staircase Beach, way out west. They say it ain’t crowded, which is nice. Who wants to be packed in like sardines? Not me, that’s for sure. So yeah, spend some time at the beach. Get your fill of sun and sea. That’s what folks do in Malibu, apparently.
But hold on, there’s more to Malibu than just beaches. They say you can go for a hike, too. Even at sunrise, if you’re an early bird. Me? I like my sleep, but hey, some folks like gettin’ up early and lookin’ at stuff. So, hikes are a thing. And there’s history too, or so they say. Ancient Greeks and Romans, or somethin’ like that. Right there in California. Who’d a thunk it? But I reckon it’s not the real deal, just some kinda show or somethin’. Still, folks seem to like it, so there ya go.
Now, let’s talk about eatin’. You gotta eat, right? Can’t be runnin’ around all day on an empty stomach. And they say there’s this place, a real famous one, for breakfast. Malibu somethin’ or other. Can’t remember the whole name, but they say it’s a “kickass breakfast.” Whatever that means. Sounds like a lot of food, that’s for sure. So, fill up on breakfast, that way you ain’t gonna be hungry later.
- Go to the beach. Plenty to choose from. Swim, surf, or just sit.
- Take a hike. Get some exercise and see the sights. Sunrise if you’re feelin’ fancy.
- Learn a bit of history. Fake Greeks and Romans, apparently.
- Eat a big breakfast. You gonna need the energy.
So, that’s pretty much it, I reckon. One day in Malibu, according to them folks who know. Beach, hike, history, food. Sounds like a busy day, but a good one, if you’re into that kinda thing. Me? I’m happy right here, thank you very much. But if you’re ever in Malibu, now you know what to do. Or at least, what they say you should do. And if you’re lookin’ for tours and things, they say there’s a website with millions of reviews. But I ain’t got no computer, so you’re on your own there. Just remember to have fun, that’s the most important thing.
And don’t forget, if you only have one day, plan it out good. You don’t wanna waste time wanderin’ around aimlessly. Know what you wanna do, and then go do it. That’s what they say, anyway. Me, I just take things as they come. But you city folk are different, always plannin’ and schemin’. So plan away, and enjoy your day in Malibu. Hope the weather’s nice for ya.
One last thing, they say Malibu is a “nature lover’s paradise.” And it’s for everyone, rich or poor, which is good, I guess. So even if you ain’t got a lot of money, you can still enjoy the place. Just bring your own food and drinks, maybe. That’s what I’d do. Ain’t nobody got money to be throwin’ around these days.
Alright, that’s all I got. Now go on and enjoy your day, or don’t. Makes no difference to me.
