Mothers Day Message Funny? You want funny? Okay, I’ll tell ya some funny things, but lemme tell ya first, bein’ a ma ain’t always sunshine and rainbows, ya know? It’s more like dishpan hands and kids trackin’ mud all over your clean floor. But hey, we love ‘em anyway, the little stinkers.
My old man, he used to say, “The most remarkable thing about your ma is that for thirty years she served this family, and ain’t nobody died of food poisonin’ yet!” Har har, he thought he was a real comedian. But ya know, he was right in a way. Feedin’ a family, that’s a job and a half. It’s like, what, three times a day, seven days a week? That’s a lot of potatoes to peel, lemme tell ya.
And the laundry! Don’t even get me started on the laundry. It’s like a never-endin’ pile of dirty socks and underwear. Where do they even come from? I swear, my kids could go through three pairs of socks a day just walkin’ around the house. And the mud! It’s like they’re magnets for mud. I shoulda just let ‘em live outside with the chickens, woulda saved me a lot of scrubbin’.
- Makin’ kids laugh, that’s a good thing. Life’s too short to be all serious all the time. Like that time I tried to make a fancy cake for Billy’s birthday? Yeah, well, it looked like a somethin’ the dog coughed up. But the kids laughed, and that’s what mattered.
- Tellin’ your auntie a funny joke on Mother’s Day? Why not? Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a bit of laughter. Them city folks got all them fancy words like, “Brighten your aunt’s day with laughter and love by sharing these funny Mother’s Day messages. From witty quips to playful jokes.” I just say, “Hey, Auntie Sue, remember that time you fell in the pigpen?” That always gets a good chuckle.
- And you know, bein’ a ma, it ain’t always about the hugs and kisses. Sometimes it’s about yellin’ at ‘em to get their chores done or to stop fightin’ with their siblings. Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same. I always said, a little yellin’ never hurt nobody. Keeps ‘em in line, ya know?
But seriously though, bein’ a ma is the hardest job in the world, but it’s also the most rewardin’. There’s nothin’ like seein’ your kids grow up and become good people. Even if they do still track mud all over your clean floor. And even if they do make fun of your cookin’ sometimes. They love you, even if they don’t always show it in the way you expect.
So this Mother’s Day, yeah, tell your ma you love her. Tell her she’s the best cook in the world, even if her biscuits are harder than rocks. Tell her she’s the prettiest woman you know, even if she’s got wrinkles the size of ditches. And most importantly, tell her thank you. Thank you for all the meals, all the laundry, all the yellin’, and all the love. She deserves it, the old gal.
And hey, if you can make her laugh, that’s even better. Laughter’s good for the soul, ya know? So go on, tell her a joke, make her giggle. It’ll do ya both good. Maybe somethin’ like this: “Ma, you’re like a fine wine… you get better with age… or maybe just a little more sour!” Just don’t blame me if she throws a dishrag at ya.
So that’s all I gotta say about bein’ a ma. It ain’t easy, but it’s worth it. Now go on and call your ma, ya hear?
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