Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit ’bout them warm beaches in December, in that USA place. You know, when it’s freezin’ cold ever’where else, like that fella said, frost all over the dang country. But some places, they stay warm, like my old stove in the winter.
Now, I heard tell of a place called Naples. Down in Florida, they say. Warm as heck, ’round 74 to 77 degrees. That’s like a nice summer day, ain’t it? Can you believe it, in December? They got this Gulf thing there too, must be somethin’ special. Makes you wanna pack your bags and git, right?
- Warm weather, no shiverin’
- Beaches, sand ‘tween your toes
- Gulf thing, whatever that is, sounds fancy
Then there’s this San Diego place. Out in California. Not quite as toasty as Florida, mind you, but still pretty good. ‘Bout 66 degrees durin’ the day, they say. A little chilly at night, but hey, better than freezin’ your butt off, am I right? Folks go there, seems like it’s a popular spot. They say it’s got beaches too, like everywhere else warm.
But the real warm spot, they say, is Key West. That’s in Florida too, way down south. Seems like that’s the warmest place in the whole USA in December. Never been there myself, but I hear it’s somethin’ else. Warm all the time, sun shinin’, beaches galore. Probably expensive though, all them fancy folks goin’ there.
And speakin’ of Florida, they got this Miami Beach place. Heard it’s a real humdinger. Beaches, parties at night, pretty buildin’s. Like a big ol’ party town, but warm. Sounds like a good time, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me, I’m too old for all that ruckus, but you young’uns might like it.
So, if you’re lookin’ to escape the cold in December, looks like you gotta head south. Florida’s the place to be, seems like. Or California, if you don’t mind it a bit cooler. But remember, December is holiday time too. They talk about that Vermont place. Folks seem to enjoy the snow and call it a “White Christmas”. Guess some folks like the cold, beats all I ever heard. But if you like warm weather like me, stick to Florida and them beaches. You won’t go wrong.
You know, it ain’t just about the warm weather, though. It’s about gettin’ away from the cold, from the snow, from the shiverin’. It’s about feelin’ the sun on your skin, the sand between your toes. It’s about relaxin’ and not worryin’ about havin’ to shovel the driveway or wearin’ ten layers of clothes. That’s the real reason people go to them warm beaches in December, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t no travel agent, mind you. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. But if I was younger, and had a bit more money, I’d be headin’ down to Florida quicker than a jackrabbit in a hailstorm. Sittin’ on the beach, sippin’ somethin’ cold, watchin’ the waves. That’s the life, ain’t it?
So, there you have it. Warm beaches in December in the USA. Florida, California, take your pick. Just remember to pack your sunscreen and your swimsuit. And don’t forget to send me a postcard, ya hear? Let me know how warm it is, so I can dream about it while I’m huddled up by the fire.
Anyways, I hope this helped you figure out where to go if you’re lookin’ for some warm weather in December. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. Go south, young man, go south. That’s where the sun is, and that’s where the warmth is. And that’s all there is to it.
And one last thing, if you do decide on taking a trip, make sure you book it early. Them warm places fill up fast in December. Everybody wants to escape the cold, you know? So don’t wait till the last minute, or you might be stuck in the snow with the rest of us suckers.
Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on, git out of here and start plannin’ your trip. And don’t forget, warm beaches are waitin’ for you. Just gotta git yourself there.
