Well, howdy there! You wanna know ’bout them ponies, huh? Them My Little Pony fellers? Alright, alright, let’s see what you got. We gonna have ourselves a little quiz, see how much you really know. Don’t you go frettin’ if you don’t know it all, ain’t nobody perfect, ‘cept maybe that Princess Celestia, and she’s been around longer than my old mule, bless his heart.
First off, let’s talk about them pony ages. Now, they don’t go around shoutin’ their birthdays from the rooftops, you know. It’s all a bit hush-hush. But from what I gather, that Fluttershy gal, she’s probably somewhere between 18 and 20 when she first shows up. By the end of it all, she’s pushing 30, I reckon. In that other world, where they’re all human-like, she’s probably just a young’un, like 17 or 18. High school age, you see. Kids these days, they grow up so fast.
And that Twilight Sparkle? Oh, she’s a smart one, that one. Studying all the time under that old Princess Celestia. Celestia’s got more brains than a whole field of smarty-pants professors, been around for a thousand years or more, they say. Twilight, she’s always solving puzzles and figuring things out. Probably makes up math problems just for fun, if you can believe that. She’s a real go-getter, that girl.
So, you think you’re a real fan, huh? You think you know everything there is to know about Equestria? Well, let’s test that, shall we? Do you know where all them special events happen? Can you point out all the places on the map without even lookin’? That’s what we gonna find out with this here quiz.
- Question 1: What color is Pinkie Pie’s hair? Don’t you go tellin’ me it’s blue, now.
- Question 2: Who’s the ruler of Equestria? Hint: She’s got a real pretty mane and a horn that lights up brighter than the Fourth of July.
- Question 3: What’s the name of that little dragon feller that hangs around with Twilight Sparkle? He’s kinda purple and a bit of a scaredy-cat, but we love him anyways.
- Question 4: Where do them ponies go to school? It ain’t no one-room schoolhouse, that’s for sure.
Now, them questions might seem easy-peasy, but don’t you go gettin’ too cocky. We got harder ones comin’. This ain’t no pony picnic, you know. We gotta see if you’re a real brony or a pegasister, or just some city slicker tryin’ to pull a fast one.
And speakin’ of them human-like ponies, they all go to high school, seems like. Probably between 15 and 18 years old, just like them kids down at the corner store. Always giggling and gossiping, them teenagers. Reminds me of my own young’uns, bless their hearts.
This here quiz, it’s been taken by a whole bunch of folks, over 600 times, they tell me. So, you ain’t the first one to try and prove your pony knowledge. But don’t you worry, there’s plenty more quizzes where this one came from. Ten or more, they say. You could spend all day quizizin’ if you wanted to. But let’s stick to this one for now, shall we?
Some folks, they just want to learn some fun facts about them ponies. And that’s alright too. This quiz, it’ll teach you a thing or two, even if you think you know it all. It’s all about the Friendship is Magic, you see. That’s what them ponies are always preachin’ about. And it’s a good message, I reckon. We could all use a little more friendship in this world.
So, how much do you really know about Twilight Sparkle herself? She’s the main one, you know. The one with all the brains and the magic. There’s a whole quiz just about her, if you can believe that. But we ain’t gonna get into that today. We got enough on our plate as it is.
And then there’s them mini-quizzes, eight questions a piece. You gotta answer them all right to be the best pony in Equestria. It’s a real challenge, let me tell you. But if you’re a true fan, you should be able to handle it. No sweat, right?
So, there you have it. A little quiz to test your pony knowledge. Don’t be shy now, give it a try. And if you don’t know all the answers, well, that’s just fine. You can always learn more. Them ponies, they’re always up to somethin’ new, so there’s always somethin’ to learn. And remember, friendship is magic, y’all! Now go on and take that quiz, and see how well you really know your MLP.
