Alright, alright, let’s talk about this EGL fashion thing. I heard some folks call it “eggl” fashion, sounds like somethin’ you eat! But no, it ain’t about eggs. It’s somethin’ the young’uns are wearin’ these days, all frilly and whatnot.
What is EGL Fashion Anyway?
So, from what I gather, EGL stands for Elegant Gothic Lolita. Sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t like them goth kids you see on TV, all dressed in black and lookin’ like they wanna bite your head off. This EGL stuff, it’s more like… well, it’s like takin’ those old-timey dolls, you know, the ones with the big puffy dresses and lace everywhere, and makin’ ’em into real-life clothes. I seen some pictures, and them girls, they look like they stepped right outta a fairy tale book. But not the Disney kind, mind you, the older kind, the ones with a bit more… somethin’ to ‘em.
The Look, You Know?
The look is real important. It’s all about bein’… well, elegant, I guess. Lots of dresses, big and poofy, like a cupcake or somethin’. And petticoats underneath, to make ’em even bigger. Think princess dresses, but with a twist. They got all sorts of colors, not just black. Pink, blue, red, white… you name it. And lace, lots and lots of lace. Everywhere! On the sleeves, on the collar, on the hem of the skirt. And ribbons too, bows everywhere. It’s like they raided a craft store or somethin’.
- Dresses: Big, poofy, and usually knee-length or longer.
- Petticoats: To make them dresses even bigger.
- Lace: Everywhere! Seriously, everywhere.
- Ribbons and Bows: Can’t have enough of ’em.
- Shoes: Usually Mary Janes or boots with heels. And those are some tall heel too! Look like they could break an ankle walkin’ on uneven ground.
- Socks or Tights: Gotta cover them legs, even if it’s hot as blazes outside.
- Headdresses: Bows, bonnets, flowers… anything to fancy up the hair.
It Ain’t Just One Thing, Mind You
Now, from what I hear, this EGL ain’t just one style. There’s different kinds, like flavors of ice cream. You got your Gothic Lolita, which is the darker stuff, black and kinda spooky but still with all the frills. Then there’s Sweet Lolita, which is all pink and pastels and looks like somethin’ a candy fairy would wear. And then there’s Classic Lolita, which is more… toned down, I guess. Still fancy, but not as over-the-top. It’s like the difference between a shout and a whisper. Both are talking but one is louder then the other, you get me?
Where Do They Get This Stuff?
I ain’t seen this kind of stuff at the Walmart, that’s for sure. These young’uns, they gotta be buyin’ it online or somethin’. Or maybe they makin’ it themselves. I wouldn’t be surprised, they are crafty these days with the sewing machines and all that. I bet it costs a pretty penny, though. All that lace and fabric ain’t cheap. And those shoes! They look like they hurt just looking at them!
Why They Wear It, I Dunno
Now, why these girls wanna dress up like this, I got no earthly idea. Maybe they just like it. Maybe it makes ’em feel special. Maybe they just want to dress up like a doll and who am I to say anything to them? To each their own I say! It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, so I reckon it’s alright. It’s a bit strange, sure, but the world’s full of strange things. You got folks ridin’ around on them scooters, folks with more tattoos than skin, and now you got these girls in their fancy doll clothes. Life’s a circus, I tell ya, a real circus.
Is it a Costume or What?
Some folks might think it’s just a costume, like for Halloween or somethin’. But from what I gather, these girls wear this stuff all the time. It ain’t just for dressin’ up; it’s a whole… lifestyle, I guess you could call it. They got meetups and events, where they all get together in their fancy dresses. It’s like a club or somethin’. They probably gossip about boys and the price of tea in China or whatever girls talk about these days. It’s probably like one of my old quilting bees but with more frills and bows. We gossiped and shared stories, they probably do too.
In Conclusion, or Whatever
So, that’s EGL fashion in a nutshell, as best as I can explain it. It’s about fancy dresses, lots of lace, and lookin’ like a doll. It ain’t for everyone, that’s for sure, but those who like it, they really like it. And hey, if it makes ’em happy, more power to ’em. The world needs more happiness, even if it comes in the form of a poofy dress and a pair of shoes you can barely walk in. And that’s all I gotta say about that. It’s a whole lot of fuss over clothes if you ask me, but hey, I’m just an old woman. What do I know about fashion? Not a lick is what I say. Not a lick.
