Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… horoscope thingy. You know, the stars and all that. Folks always gabbing about it.
What in tarnation is a horoscope france? Sounds fancy, don’t it? I reckon it’s just them French folks’ way of lookin’ at the stars. Same stars we got here, I imagine, just different names for ’em maybe. They probably just call a dipper a “big spoon” or somethin’.
Now, some folks, they swear by this horoscope stuff. They say it tells you what’s gonna happen, you know, like if you’re gonna find a lost penny or if that darn rooster’s gonna crow all night again. Me? I ain’t so sure. I mean, how can stars millions of miles away know if I’m gonna burn the biscuits this mornin’? It just don’t make no sense to me.
But I ain’t sayin’ it’s all hogwash neither. I heard tell of some folks who can read them stars like a book. They got these charts and things, and they can tell you if you’re gonna be lucky or unlucky, or if you should steer clear of that grumpy old goat down the road.
- The Signs, they call ’em. Like Aries, Taurus, Gemini… sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but folks seem to take it serious. They say each sign is different, like folks are different. Some are fiery, some are calm, some are stubborn as a mule. I was born in August so they told me I was a Leo. Now what in the world is a Leo? Sounds like some kinda foreign car to me.
- Predictions, that’s what they’re after. Will I find love? Will I win the lottery? Will my crops grow tall? That’s what they wanna know. I just pray for good weather and work hard. That’s the only prediction I trust.
Now, this horoscope france, maybe it’s got its own special way of doin’ things. Maybe them French folks got different stars or somethin’. Or maybe they just look at the same stars a different way. Like lookin’ at a quilt, you can see different patterns dependin’ on how you hold it.
I read somewhere that some lady, Susan Taylor I think her name was, she makes these predictions. And there’s this other place, Astrology Zone, they got horoscopes too. Monthly, yearly… seems like a lot of work to me. I’m happy enough knowing if it’s gonna rain or not. That’s about all I need.
And then there’s this Indian thing, Vedic Astrology. They say it’s the most accurate. They got all kinds of charts and systems and whatnots. Birth charts, division charts… sounds complicated. They even looked at the stars for that Queen Elizabeth. Said she was a Taurus with a Leo moon. Imagine that, the Queen’s got stars too! It’s all the same stars for everyone, so I don’t know why some say one is better than the other. Sounds like a lot of hot air to me.
But you know what I say? Don’t go bettin’ the farm on it. It’s fine to read your horoscope, have a little fun with it, but don’t let it rule your life. You gotta make your own luck, you know? Work hard, be kind, and keep your eyes on the road ahead. That’s my horoscope, and it’s served me pretty well all these years.
And don’t be fooled by fancy talk neither. Some folks, they’ll try to sell you anything. They’ll tell you the stars say you need to buy this or that, or you need to give them all your money. Just use your common sense. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. That’s what my grandpappy always told me and he was a smart fella.
So, whether you’re readin’ a horoscope france, or an American one, or some other kind, just take it with a grain of salt. It’s entertainment, nothin’ more. The real stars to follow are the ones in your own heart. Them stars will guide you right, sure as shootin’. That’s what I believe, and that’s all there is to it.
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