Alright, so you’re lookin’ for this Boom stuff, huh? Heard it’s some kinda fancy makeup or somethin’. Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no expert on this city-slicker stuff, but I done asked around and here’s what I gathered.
First off, don’t go lookin’ for it in no stores. Nope, this ain’t like that cheap stuff you get at the Dollar General. They say you gotta buy it online. Online! Can you believe it? Everything’s on them computers these days.
Now, where exactly online? Well, they got this website, see? It’s called… somethin’ with “Boom” in it, I reckon. Yeah, “Boom by Cindy Joseph” or somethin’ like that. That’s where they sell all their fancy lotions and lipsticks and whatnot.
- They got this stuff called “Boomstick.” Sounds kinda dangerous, don’t it? But it ain’t no weapon, it’s makeup. For your lips and cheeks, they say. Makes ya look all rosy and whatnot.
- And they got other things too, like face washes and creams. All this “pro-age” stuff, they call it. Means it’s for old folks like me, I guess. Though I don’t need no fancy creams to look good, mind you. Good ol’ soap and water works just fine for me.
But if you’re set on gettin’ this Boom stuff, you gotta go to their website. That’s the only place they sell it, far as I can tell. And don’t worry none if you don’t like it. They say you can send it back if you ain’t happy. 60 days, they give ya. That’s plenty of time to try it out, I reckon.
Now, they also say you gotta figure out how to use this stuff. It ain’t like slappin’ on some lipstick, I guess. They got tips and tricks on their website, or so I hear. Somethin’ about washin’ your face and all that. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but it sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me.
They talk about “vegan” formulas and “clean beauty” too. Sounds like somethin’ you’d eat, not put on your face! But I guess that’s what the fancy folks like these days. All natural and whatnot.
And if you’re one of them gals who wears foundation, they even tell ya how to use this Boom stuff with it. Seems like a lot of steps, if you ask me. But hey, if you wanna look like you stepped outta one of them magazines, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
So, to sum it up, if you wanna buy Boom cosmetics, go to their website. That’s the only place you’ll find it. And be prepared to do some readin’ and experimentin’, ’cause it ain’t like no ordinary makeup, from what I hear. It’s for this “pro-age revolution” they talkin’ about. Sounds like a whole lotta hooey to me, but hey, to each their own, right?
One more thing, they got a phone number too, if you get stuck or somethin’. But good luck gettin’ a real person on the line these days. Everything’s automated, you know? Just like them self-checkout lines at the grocery store. Drives me nuts, I tell ya.
Anyway, that’s all I know about this Boom stuff. Hope it helps ya find what you’re lookin’ for. And remember, you don’t need no fancy makeup to be beautiful. Beauty comes from the inside, they say. Though a little lipstick never hurt nobody, I guess.
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