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Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… horscopo thingy from that Josie Diez Canseco lady. Seems like everyone’s all abuzz about it, so I figured, why not? Let’s see what the stars got to say, or whatever it is they do.
Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I reckon this horscopo stuff is like readin’ tea leaves or lookin’ at chicken guts. Some folks swear by it, say it tells ’em what’s gonna happen. Me? I just take it with a grain of salt, you know? But hey, it’s kinda fun, like listenin’ to them old wives’ tales, ain’t it?
So, Josie, she’s got somethin’ to say ’bout all them signs, like that Libra folks and the Scorpio ones. I tell ya, my nephew, he’s a Scorpio. Stubborn as a mule, that one! Always gettin’ into some kinda trouble. Maybe Josie knows somethin’ about that, huh? She says Scorpios are from October 23 to November 21. Yep, that’s my nephew alright.
Then there’s them Sagittarius people. My neighbor’s daughter, she’s one of them. Born right around Thanksgiving, she was. Josie says they’re from November 22 to December 21. That girl’s always got her head in the clouds, dreamin’ big dreams. Josie probably says somethin’ about that too.
- Libra: September 23 to October 22
- Scorpio: October 23 to November 21
- Sagittarius: November 22 to December 21
- Capricorn: December 22 to January 19
And them Capricorn folks? Well, my old man, he was a Capricorn. Hard worker, he was. Josie says they’re from December 22 to January 19. That sounds about right. My old man, he worked his fingers to the bone, always sayin’ “gotta provide for the family.” Josie probably talks about workin’ hard for them Capricorns.
Josie, she puts out this horscopo stuff every day, I hear. Folks call her up on somethin’ called WhatsApp, at some number like +51 970 615 577. Imagine that! Callin’ up someone to hear about the stars. Times sure have changed. Back in my day, we just looked at the sky and guessed. But hey, if it helps folks, I ain’t complainin’.
She talks about love, too. Says things like “this week you gonna find love” or “that week you gonna have a fight with your man.” I tell ya, love is a tricky thing. Stars ain’t gonna tell you everything about that. You gotta use your own heart and your own head. But it’s fun to hear what Josie says, even if it’s just for a laugh.
This here horscopo, it’s like a little story every day. Josie, she’s like a storyteller, spinnin’ yarns about the future. Some days it’s good news, some days it’s bad. But it’s always somethin’ to think about. She even gives you a lucky number sometimes. Like, she might say “your lucky number is 12.” Now, I ain’t gonna run off and play the lottery just ’cause Josie says so, but it’s kinda fun, ain’t it?
She says things like “you gonna stop dreamin’ and start plannin’,” or “you gonna see some results that’ll make you happy.” That sounds good to me. I reckon we all need a little bit of encouragement now and then. And she does this every day, I heard she’s on the radio at 9 a.m. everyday. Must be busy, that Josie. She even gives you a horscopo for special days. I guess on December 1st and 2nd she gives you something special. And then again on November 29th and 30th. That’s a lot of horscopos to keep track of! She says something new on July 19th too.
So, there you have it. My take on this here horscopo thing. It ain’t gospel, but it’s a little bit of fun. And who knows, maybe Josie’s got it all figured out. Maybe them stars really do know what’s gonna happen. Or maybe it’s just a good way to start the day, with a little bit of hope and a little bit of a chuckle. Either way, I ain’t hurtin’ nobody by listenin’. And that’s all that matters, right?
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